[singing alone in shower] my name is marius pontmercy [raises voice seventeen octaves] and mine’s cosette
[goes somewhere in the middle] he was never mine to lose
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
A national tragedy.
This may be my favorite thing in the world.
this is still one of my favorite photos of all time
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.